Vanessa Soumettre for KNKI app
So you wanna be a Dom? BDSM and kinky lifestyles often include the use of toys. We aren't talking tinker toys we mean whips and chains and other instruments of (consensual) pain. There are crops, and floggers. People use spreader bars and ball gags. The list of items one might purchase from an adult retailer to bring the pain might just have your household budget calling: RED.
So you wanna be a Dom? BDSM and kinky lifestyles often include the use of toys. We aren't talking tinker toys we mean whips and chains and other instruments of (consensual) pain. There are crops, and floggers. People use spreader bars and ball gags. The list of items one might purchase from an adult retailer to bring the pain might just have your household budget calling: RED.
| If you're trying to build a BDSM toy bag and your disposable income doesn't match your aspirations fear not, everything you need to get the kinky party started you can find at your big hardware chain store at your local mall. |  |
Say you have a fetish for restraining or being restrained. Got rope? I don't mean twine - although there are uses for the smaller strands. I am talking about 100 feet or more of 1/2 inch braided nylon for under $2. It is already treated, it is already braided. You can purchase it in different colors to match your shoes or necktie. The cashier won't give you a second look and unlike handcuffs it won't set off the metal detector at the airport.
If impact play is more your style, using objects to hit your willing partner, allow me to direct you to aisle 6. We are gonna walk past the purple paint with Scotchguard and grab a handful of those paint stirrers they give you for free. Yes I said free. One of the wonderful things about being kinky is that just about anything is pervertible. Use one for a little sensation play or take eight of them, secure them with that twine from the above paragraph and you've just created a homemade cane.
Is your play a little more sexual in nature? Is your kink making your woman orgasm and squirt until exhaustion? You're gonna want some tarp. Pick the size that fits over your king size mattress, plug in that Hitachi vibrator and never sleep in the wet spot again. Most can be laundered in a washing machine, and have eyelets on the sides you can use to secure it tightly. (another use for that twine) Before you leave the store, stop in aisle 12 and grab a surge protector. When you plug in that Hitachi you also want to make sure your fun isn't interrupted by a blown house fuse.
Some of us like to play in a more hands on manner. Did you know that you can purchase prefabricated stairs at your store? You can purchase them in parts, they can be cut to order. Add a little padding, a water resistant cover and you can have your very own spanking bench for a fraction of the cost buying of buying one outright. Your spankee can kneel in comfort while you let your hands do the talking on their bottom.
Let's say your submissive has been a very bad girl, and not that good type of bad. I've heard that kneeling on rice is used. Have you considered using a carpet runner instead? Of course they sell the pretty type that are fashionable in 2015, but they also sell the old school plastic type your grandmother had on her stairs. Flip it over and have her kneel on the studded side. Your bad, bad baby boy submissive isn't likely to make the same transgression twice after this treatment.
In just about every aisle of your big chain hardware store is something pervertible for your kinky needs. Why not make it a date night? Take your partner with you as you walk the aisles and let your kinky minds run wild. The best part is you get to go home and test drive all your new items together.
If impact play is more your style, using objects to hit your willing partner, allow me to direct you to aisle 6. We are gonna walk past the purple paint with Scotchguard and grab a handful of those paint stirrers they give you for free. Yes I said free. One of the wonderful things about being kinky is that just about anything is pervertible. Use one for a little sensation play or take eight of them, secure them with that twine from the above paragraph and you've just created a homemade cane.
Is your play a little more sexual in nature? Is your kink making your woman orgasm and squirt until exhaustion? You're gonna want some tarp. Pick the size that fits over your king size mattress, plug in that Hitachi vibrator and never sleep in the wet spot again. Most can be laundered in a washing machine, and have eyelets on the sides you can use to secure it tightly. (another use for that twine) Before you leave the store, stop in aisle 12 and grab a surge protector. When you plug in that Hitachi you also want to make sure your fun isn't interrupted by a blown house fuse.
Some of us like to play in a more hands on manner. Did you know that you can purchase prefabricated stairs at your store? You can purchase them in parts, they can be cut to order. Add a little padding, a water resistant cover and you can have your very own spanking bench for a fraction of the cost buying of buying one outright. Your spankee can kneel in comfort while you let your hands do the talking on their bottom.
Let's say your submissive has been a very bad girl, and not that good type of bad. I've heard that kneeling on rice is used. Have you considered using a carpet runner instead? Of course they sell the pretty type that are fashionable in 2015, but they also sell the old school plastic type your grandmother had on her stairs. Flip it over and have her kneel on the studded side. Your bad, bad baby boy submissive isn't likely to make the same transgression twice after this treatment.
In just about every aisle of your big chain hardware store is something pervertible for your kinky needs. Why not make it a date night? Take your partner with you as you walk the aisles and let your kinky minds run wild. The best part is you get to go home and test drive all your new items together.
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